Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year.
How do snowmen greet each other?
Answer: Ice to meet you!
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Black mail!
How do snowmen travel around?
Answer: By icicle!
What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
Answer: Ice caps.
What is the name of the bird which has wings but cannot ever fly?
Answer: Roast Turkey.
Have you ever heard about a stupid turkey?
Answer: It was looking forward to Christmas!
What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers!
What best you can put into the Christmas cake?
Answer: Your teeth.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Answer: Cold cash!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Answer: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.____________
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Answer: By icicle!
What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?
Answer: Ice caps.
What is the name of the bird which has wings but cannot ever fly?
Answer: Roast Turkey.
Have you ever heard about a stupid turkey?
Answer: It was looking forward to Christmas!
What is in lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers!
What best you can put into the Christmas cake?
Answer: Your teeth.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Answer: Cold cash!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Answer: Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.____________
Read more at http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes
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